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"You're
over me?
You're OVER me?
When were you... under me??
Ross to Rachel
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Joey
"How
you doin'?"
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"Oh
Please!! That Paolo thing was barely a relationship!
All it was was, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Okay,
that sounded sooo much better in my head..."
Rachel to Ross
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Monica to Chandler
"That'll
teach you to lick my muffin!"
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"Ya
know, one of these times you're really gonna be naked
and we're not gonna come over."
Joey to Monica
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Monica
"It's
not fair. She's got everything I want and she doesn't
have my mother!"
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Joey: "Hey! Some girl
ate Monica!"
Monica: "Oh, shut up! The camera adds ten
pounds."
Chandler: "Ahhh...so how many cameras are
actually on you?"
Joey, Monica, Chandler
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Phoebe to Monica
"You
should make the thing, with the stuff...
you know the thing...with the stuff...
no, I don't know."
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"I
don't know if he's testing me or just acting out,
but my monkey is out of control!"
Ross
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Chandler
"Oh,
that's right! I have NO ONE!"
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"Now
tell me you want to caress my butt!"
Joey to Ross
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Rachel
"Did
I get a job? Are you kidding?
I'm trained at NOTHING!"
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"Hey
I married a lesbian to make
YOU look good!"
Ross to Monica
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Ross, Chandler
Ross: Do
you guys know who Carl is?"
Chandler: "Let's see... Alvin...Simon...Theodore...no."
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"The
right side of my butt is numb
and the left side has no idea."
Phoebe
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Ross singing to the tune of the
Monkees' theme
to Carol's pregnant tummy
"Hey,
hey, I'm your daddy! I'm the one
without any breasts."
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"I'm
sorry, we don't have your sheep."
Chandler to Rachel in her bridesmaid's
dress
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